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The recordings aren't about my guitar skills (which are strictly average) or my singing skills (which are even worse). They're about the words, which convey Biblical teachings in settings you will recognize. All lyrics are protected by default US copyrights. You are welcome to perform them live. Should you want to record them, we'll need a more formal arrangement.
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| Parodies | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Song | Original Song | Original Artist | Lyrics |
| Pharisee World | Fantasy Girl | .38 Special | Lyrics |
| Fasting Queen | Dancing Queen | Abba | Lyrics |
| Ransom Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Bros. | Lyrics |
| Mister Golden Prayer | Sister Golden Hair | America | Lyrics |
| Old Man | Sandman | America | Lyrics |
| Sinful | Windy | The Association | Lyrics |
| Walk Like an Ephesian | Walk Like an Egyptian | Bangles | Lyrics |
| Ton Ton Ton | Fun Fun Fun | Beach Boys | Lyrics |
| Samson's Song | Come Together | Beatles | Lyrics |
| Master of Your Life | Shadows of the Night | Pat Benatar | Lyrics |
| Jonah Be Good | Johnny B. Goode | Chuck Berry | Lyrics |
| A Pair, Annoyed | Paranoid | Black Sabbath | Lyrics |
| Lift It Up in Prayer | Livin' On a Prayer | Bon Jovi | Lyrics |
| The project: write parodies of all the songs on Boston's first album -- v | |||
| Go By Your Feelings | More Than a Feeling | Boston | Lyrics |
| See, Not Blind | Peace of Mind | Boston | Lyrics |
| End Times | Long Time | Boston | Lyrics |
| Long Night | Long Time | Boston | Lyrics |
| Our Canaan Land | Rock & Roll Band | Boston | Lyrics |
| Smokin' Cities | Smokin' | Boston | Lyrics |
| Is the Rich Alive? | Hitch a Ride | Boston | Lyrics |
| (not done yet) | Something About You | Boston | Lyrics |
| He Could Take You Home Tonight | Let Me Take You Home Tonight | Boston | Lyrics |
| The project: write parodies of all the songs on Boston's first album -- ^ | |||
| Susa the City | Suffragette City | David Bowie | Lyrics |
| Prayin' in the Boys' Room | Smokin' in the Boys' Room | Brownsville Station | Lyrics |
| All I Can Do | It's All I Can Do | The Cars | Lyrics |
| Find God Tonight | Not Tonight | The New Cars | Lyrics |
| (Jesus) Just What I Needed | Just What I Needed | The Cars | Lyrics |
| Tonight He Comes | Tonight She Comes | The Cars | Lyrics |
| Wakin' Up | Shake It Up | The Cars | Lyrics |
| Open Up My Ark Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | CCR | Lyrics |
| Lurkin' Like You Are Lost Blues | Workin' At the Car Wash Blues | Jim Croce | Lyrics |
| Ark of Covenant | Grandma's Feather Bed | John Denver | Lyrics |
| Praise God I'm a Fundie Boy | Thank God I'm a Country Boy | John Denver | Lyrics |
| Insultin' the King | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | Lyrics |
| Televangelists | Money for Nothing | Dire Straits | Lyrics |
| Way, Truth, and Life | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | Lyrics |
| Rainy-Day Evangelists #12 & 35 | Rainy-Day Women #12 & 35 | Bob Dylan | Lyrics |
| Creation | Tradition | Fiddler on the Roof | Lyrics |
| Signs & Wonders | Signs | Five Man Electrical Band | Lyrics |
| (Love Your) Gomer, Hosea | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | Lyrics |
| Blood Covered | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | Lyrics |
| Double Standard | Double Vision | Foreigner | Lyrics |
| I Am the Very Model of a Modern Fundamentalist | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General | Gilbert & Sullivan | Lyrics |
| I Thessalonians | Sugar Magnolia | Grateful Dead | Lyrics |
| Return to Me | Si Volvieras a Mi | Josh Groban | Lyrics |
| He's a Child O Mine | Sweet Child O Mine | Guns n Roses | Lyrics |
| City of Old Sins | City of New Orleans | Arlo Guthrie | Lyrics |
| Alone | Alone | Heart | Lyrics |
| Dalmanutha | Barracuda | Heart | Lyrics |
| Where Will You Run To | Who Will You Run To | Heart | Lyrics |
| Hey, Joseph | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | Lyrics |
| Send the Daylight | Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting | Elton John | Lyrics |
| Don't Stop Believing | Don't Stop Believing | Journey | Lyrics |
| Come Home Wayward Son | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | Lyrics |
| Manna For Ya | My Sharona | The Knack | Lyrics |
| Excommunicated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Lyrics |
| H8er Goi | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | Lyrics |
| The Sent One, the Herald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | Lyrics |
| E.C.T. | Me & You & a Dog Named Boo | Lobo | Lyrics |
| Free Word | Free Bird | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Lyrics |
| Gimme Ten Steps | Gimme Three Steps | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Lyrics |
| Jesus | Vincent | Don McLean | Lyrics |
| The Saga Ends | American Pie | Don McLean | Lyrics |
| You Can't Get Out of Hell | Bat Out of Hell | Meat Loaf | Lyrics |
| I'm a Deceiver | I'm a Believer | Monkees | Lyrics |
| Love Words | Love Hurts | Nazareth | Lyrics |
| My Savior Is a Rock | My Girlfriend Is a Rock | The Nervebreakers | Lyrics |
| True Light's Sending | Moonlight Shadow | Mike Oldfield | Lyrics |
| The Hating | The Waiting | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | Lyrics |
| Tithing | Money | Pink Floyd | Lyrics |
| Adonai Call | Hammer to Fall | Queen | Lyrics |
| Bethlehemian Rhapsody II | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | Lyrics |
| Jeremiah 39 | 39 | Queen | Lyrics |
| Kill the Queen | Killer Queen | Queen | Lyrics |
| Parousia (the Rapture Song) | Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | Lyrics |
| They Wanted Paul | I Want It All | Queen | Lyrics |
| Tie Yourself On Down | Tie Your Mother Down | Queen | Lyrics |
| Try Another Town | Tie Your Mother Down | Queen | Lyrics |
| We Will Stone You | We Will Rock You | Queen | Lyrics |
| Peter Is A Small-Rocker Now | Sheena Is A Punk Rocker Now | Ramones | Lyrics |
| Transubstantiated | I Wanna Be Sedated | Ramones | Lyrics |
| Signin' My Life Away | Drivin' My Life Away | Eddie Rabbit | Lyrics |
| The Prodigal | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | Lyrics |
| Dancing With the Ark | Dancing In the Dark | Bruce Springsteen | Lyrics |
| Cheap Salvation Blues | Existential Blues | Tom T-Bone Stancus | Lyrics |
| Reelin' From Your Fears | Reelin' In the Years | Steely Dan | Lyrics |
| Sins Sent from Government | Incense & Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | Lyrics |
| Child King | Wild Thing | The Troggs | Lyrics |
| That Don't Impress God Much | That Don't Impress Me Much | Shania Twain | Lyrics |
| Extreme Love | Dreams | Van Halen | Lyrics |
| Talking Christianese | Turning Japanese | The Vapors | Lyrics |
| Through Blinded Eyes | Behind Blue Eyes | The Who | Lyrics |
| Won't Play Fools Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | Lyrics |
| Err to Be Stupid | Dare to Be Stupid | Weird Al Yancovic | Lyrics |
| God's Love | Good Lovin' | Young Rascals | Lyrics |
| Genesis 25:25 | In the Year 2525 | Zager & Evans | Lyrics |
| Fundies vs Charismaniacs | medley | Lyrics | |
| The 7 Days of Creation | The 12 Days of Christmas | unknown | Lyrics |