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Christian Parodies

I've been writing song parodies for as far back as I can remember (don't ask how far that is!). I think they've gotten good enough that others might enjoy hearing what I've come up with. So here we go. As of Feb 1, 2007, Mystic Tomato Studios is open for business, recording some of my songs. (The name comes from a Yu-Gi-Oh card I found on the ground one day.) Songs whose names are underlined are free for listening or downloading.

These recordings aren't about my guitar skills (which are strictly average) or my singing skills (which are even worse). They're about the words, which convey Biblical teachings in settings you will recognize. Please try to look beyond my inadequacies and hear the messages of the songs.

All lyrics are protected by default US copyrights. If you'd like to use any of them for live performance, e-mail me and ask so I can say "yes." Should you want to record them, we'll need a more formal arrangement.

Special thanks to:

  1. My wife, for the wondrous birthday gift of a Fostex MR-8 digital multitrack recorder.
  2. My best friend Ed, for the many parody ideas he's given me over the years.
  3. Middie C. Quencer, for playing the drums, bass, and keyboards.
  4. ApologetiX, for showing me what a good Christian parody should sound like.
  5. God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit), for the talent He's given me, the desire to use it for Him, and the forgiveness and grace that both make me want to worship Him and enable me to do so.
Parodies
SongOriginal SongOriginal ArtistLyrics
- Songs from Queen
Adonai CallHammer to FallQueenLyrics
Parousia (the Rapture Song)Fat Bottomed GirlsQueenLyrics
Tie Yourself On DownTie Your Mother DownQueenLyrics
We Will Stone YouWe Will Rock YouQueenLyrics
- Songs from the Cars
All I Can DoIt's All I Can DoThe CarsLyrics
(Jesus) Just What I NeededJust What I NeededThe CarsLyrics
Tonight He ComesTonight She ComesCarsLyrics
Wakin' UpShake It UpCarsLyrics
- Songs from Boston
End TimesLong TimeBostonLyrics
Go By Your FeelingsMore Than a FeelingBostonLyrics
Our Canaan LandRock & Roll BandBostonLyrics
See, Not BlindPeace of MindBostonLyrics
Smokin'Smokin'BostonLyrics
- Songs from Other Bands
AloneAloneHeartLyrics
Blood CoveredHot BloodedForeignerLyrics
Cheap Salvation BluesExistential BluesTom T-Bone StancusLyrics
Come Home Wayward SonCarry On Wayward SonKansasLyrics
DalmanuthaBarracudaHeartLyrics
Dancing With the ArkDancing In the DarkBruce SpringsteenLyrics
Double StandardDouble VisionForeignerLyrics
E.C.T.Me & You & a Dog Named BooLoboLyrics
Err to Be StupidDare to Be StupidWeird Al YancovicLyrics
ExcommunicatedComplicatedAvril LavigneLyrics
Free WordFree BirdLynyrd SkynyrdLyrics
Genesis 25:25In the Year 2525Zager & EvansLyrics
God's LoveGood Lovin'Young RascalsLyrics
(Love Your) Gomer, HoseaGo Your Own WayFleetwood MacLyrics
Hey, JosephHey, JoeJimi HendrixLyrics
I ThessaloniansSugar MagnoliaGrateful DeadLyrics
I'm a DeceiverI'm a BelieverMonkeesLyrics
Insultin' the KingSultans of SwingDire StraitsLyrics
JesusVincentDon McLeanLyrics
Jonah Be GoodJohnny B. GoodeChuck BerryLyrics
Lift It Up in PrayerLivin' On a PrayerBon JoviLyrics
Love WordsLove HurtsNazarethLyrics
Manna For YaMy SharonaThe KnackLyrics
My Savior Is a RockMy Girlfriend Is a RockThe NervebreakersLyrics
Old ManSandmanAmericaLyrics
Open Up My Ark DoorLookin' Out My Back DoorCCRLyrics
Peter Is A Small-Rocker NowSheena Is A Punk Rocker NowRamonesLyrics
Pharisee WorldFantasy Girl.38 SpecialLyrics
Prayin' in the Boys' RoomSmokin' in the Boys' RoomBrownsville StationLyrics
The ProdigalThe BoxerSimon & GarfunkelLyrics
Rainy-Day Evangelists #12 & 35Rainy-Day Women #12 & 35Bob DylanLyrics
Reelin' From Your FearsReelin' In the YearsSteely DayLyrics
The Saga EndsAmerican PieDon McLeanLyrics
Send the DaylightSaturday Night's All Right for FightingElton JohnLyrics
Signs & WondersSignsFive Man Electrical BandLyrics
SinfulWindyThe AssociationLyrics
Susa the CitySuffragette CityDavid BowieLyrics
Talking ChristianeseTurning JapaneseThe VaporsLyrics
TelevangelistMoney for NothingDire StraitsLyrics
Through Blinded EyesBehind Blue EyesThe WhoLyrics
TithingMoneyPink FloydLyrics
Ton Ton TonFun Fun FunBeach BoysLyrics
TransubstantiatedI Wanna Be SedatedRamonesLyrics
Walk Like an EphesianWalk Like an EgyptianBanglesLyrics
Way, Truth, and LifeWalk of LifeDire StraitsLyrics
Where Will You Run ToWho Will You Run ToHeartLyrics
Won't Play Fools AgainWon't Get Fooled AgainThe WhoLyrics